Headcanon Personal Submit Click
(Source: chrisbowserkoopa)
20 hours ago
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2+2 = fish, 7+7 = triangle, 3+3 = 8 :D
Okay, he said two plus two equaled fish… And…
*Writing on the back of his claw.*
The Princess is going to be so impressed! Bwaahaha!
3 days ago
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Super Mario Series- Bowser Battles
(Source: alinktothepasta)
1 week ago
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I think this collar is defective, sir. It keeps shockin' me for no reason! :(
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Sounds right to me. Stupidity lights that baby up. Ya must just set it off a lot!
1 week ago
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ANONYMOUS WITH A PAPERPLATE MASK THAT READS KOOPA TROOPA WITH A BADLY DRAWN PICTURE OF A KOOPA COVER HEAD TO TOP IN STEAK SAUCE: SIR!!!! ITS RAINING STEAK AND STEAK SAUCE OUTSIDE! I MEAN ITS POURING LIKE MOTHERFUCKER UP IN THIS BITCH! SERIOUSLY GO LOOK OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!
All I heard out of that mess was steak sauce and outside. That’s good enough for me!
*With that, he was out. Don’t need to tell him twice.*
1 week ago
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1 week ago
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How would you describe your relationship between you and your parents?
PARENTS? WHO NEEDS PARENTS? Bwahaha! I was strong, even as a kid! Never had any! Never needed any! I raised myself! And I came out great too!
Oh, with a little help from Kamek! He must of done something right considering how awesome I’ve become! He’s still around; we got a good relationship I guess. Even if he’s a complete screw-up!
… Hmm… Close to Father’s Day. Think I’ll let ‘em have that day off. So he doesn’t annoy me during my day off.
1 week ago
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If you and Mario have a staring contest, who would win?
Me. Obviously! Every part of me is stronger than that faucet freak, eyes included!
I may or may not be coughing some smoke into his face while we compete. Guy makes me sick, so can’t help that! Bwahah!
1 week ago
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Bet you'd at least hesitate if White was stuck
*Bowser wore a proud smirk as he tilted his head upward, closed his eyes, put his hands on his hips, and gave a very blunt:*
Nope.
