"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great villain, the superior fiend... me."
"I'm lightning in a bottle!
I'm an earthquake in a can!
I'm King Bowser Koopa, Evil King Extraordinaire. Watch and weep, Losers!"

( Roleplay blog for Bowser Koopa. No art posted here belongs to the RPer unless stated otherwise.
Shipped with: Dinobutts
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This book would suit you more than a' 'War and Peace'. You can thank me later! *Hands Bowser 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'*

I like this book! It’s short and it’s got really big pictures! All books should be like this!

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Stupid caterpillar! Eatin’ so much even though he already ate! He got all fat and he just kept eating! What a— … YOU’RE NOT FUNNY!

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I’LL FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE THE PUNCH IN THE FACE I’M SENDING. 

Posted on: January 9, 2013
  1. hannah-the-small said: omg I can’t stop laughing
  2. turtle-tyrant posted this
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